Secret Sacrilege
Posted on April 7, 2008 - Filed Under Arts and Entertainment | Leave a Comment
I have a deep seated secret.
Wait, let’s start a bit earlier than that. This is the time of the year when little Catholic children of 7-8 years of age receive their First Holy Communion. Yep, it’s when they receive Jesus for the fist time ever, in the form of a thin wafer dipped in wine.
Read More..>>Humor - Doctor With The Screwdriver
Posted on April 6, 2008 - Filed Under Arts and Entertainment | Leave a Comment
The lights are focused and gloved fingers ply inside the belly with a tong of forceps. The blood soaked sponge keeps the operating area clean and visible. Dr. Silly would be in his elements with such a gory sight. It would not curdle up his blood. It is said that appendix is the bread and butter of a surgeon. One appendix is bread and more number of appendices he removes the more butter it brings to his family. No wonder a patient who was found gripping his belly with pain, hardly able to speak, was found to carry in his pocket a note: “Doctor, please do not remove my appendix. It has been removed thrice.” But here was a strange spectacle inside Dr. Silly’s consulting room. What was Dr. Silly doing in his own consulting room, kneeling down, kowtowing, head almost touching the floor, and gaze turned upwards at the cabinet box of CPU? I admit he was at a liberty to do any thing in his own consulting room, as long as he was alone. But the human mind is inquisitive and this strange position that is not described in any of the kamsutra positions would perplex anybody. His consulting room had the same lavish ambience that you find in the Crystal Ball Room of the five star hotel of Taj International Group. Just awesome!
Read More..>>Across The Usa Part 5 - Ohio To Des Moines
Posted on March 16, 2008 - Filed Under Arts and Entertainment | Leave a Comment
It was the third day of my trip from Saranac Lake to Logan, Utah and I had traveled less than 1,000 miles. I awoke in my worn out dome tent at about 5 a.m., feeling the steady wind off the shore of Lake Eerie in Port Clinton, Ohio.
In my younger days, I’d always heard horror stories about pollution on this Great Lake, but I was determined to squeeze into my six-day trip as many natural wonders as a human could absorb. I had seen the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame already, and I was on pace to encounter “middle America” in its truest forms within the hour.
Read More..>>Welcome To My Grand Illusion!
Posted on March 9, 2008 - Filed Under Arts and Entertainment | Leave a Comment
It was the first time I ever saw a men’s restroom line that was longer than the line to the woman’s restroom. Which just doesn’t happen. At most events, that my wife and I attend, I end up waiting on her. This bathroom trip was different and I have a theory why.
Judging by the average age of the men in this awfully slow moving urinal line, I’d say a collective prostate-specific antigen test would produce a figure reminiscent of Bo Derek.
Read More..>>Al Gore Invented The Internet, There Are No Gurus, And Have I Got A Deal For You
Posted on March 8, 2008 - Filed Under Arts and Entertainment | Leave a Comment
When people ask me about my “Zen Of Niche” articles, they often ask me what I am trying to accomplish. After all, I am human, not a saint, and I do have an agenda. I think the difference between the so-called “Internet Gurus” and me, is that I reveal my agenda. I’m not the only one. I have seen many excellent writers here at Ezinearticles.com who understand the spirit behind the Internet.
Read More..>>My Every Monday Diet: The Vicious Cycle
Posted on March 2, 2008 - Filed Under Arts and Entertainment | Leave a Comment
Okay Me…today is Monday and I am definitely going to lose this last 15 pounds! This weight has been driving me nuts for years. I know I start a diet every Monday, but this Monday is different. This is the one that I am really going to stick to because, frankly, I am sick of seeing my fat self in the mirror.
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